- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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