how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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