- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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