- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

scraggle is in you pillow case

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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