- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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