- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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