Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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