How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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