- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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A child walks into a classroom.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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