whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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