- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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