- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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