- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's 9+10? 19

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

I like school Said no one ever.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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