how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Eric is gay Ha

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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