What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Bob Saget

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What is my name? I dont know

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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