Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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