Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a black man? A person

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why is this joke funny It isn't

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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