Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Uh... What was emulating again?

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Anti Joke

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