- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

tea with milk?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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