- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Donald Trump

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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