- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

a black guy walks into a black bar

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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