Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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