- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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