Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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