yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Niall Horan

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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