- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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