whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Once upon a time, The end.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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