- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A child walks into a classroom.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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