- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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