How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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