Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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