- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Jimmy Saville

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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