- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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