- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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