What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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