A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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