How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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