A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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