did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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