- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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