- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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