- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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