I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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A man was shot. He died.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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João Duarte reads this.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Bob Saget

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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A blind man watches TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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