What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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How you know when dislextic

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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