- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

HEY!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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