Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whose your daddy? Not me

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

I like school Said no one ever.

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