Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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