Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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