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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Vaginal secretions

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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