What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What do you call an blank test? an F

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Your mother is so fat.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

George W. Bush

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

antonis sister is mighty fine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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