- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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