- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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