- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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