- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's red, blue & green all over?

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