- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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