There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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being sober in a bar fight

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Major League Soccer

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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