- Anti Joke

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer