What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Anti Joke

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