Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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