How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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