A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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