How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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