- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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