Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Where's my baby??

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

women's rights

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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