- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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