- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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