- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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