- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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