- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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