- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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