- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

YOU

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Manchester City

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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