whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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poop.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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How long is a china man?

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