- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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