- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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