- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

diarrhea.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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