There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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