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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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