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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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