Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Anti Joke

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