Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Anyone can post anything.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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XD Jackass.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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don't read this

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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ecks! why zee?

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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HELLO EVERYONE

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