why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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