What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's brown and sticky? Anal

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

thumb_up thumb_down -2

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Sloths

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops